-Mom calling-

Me: Hello?

Mom: Why didn’t you pick up your brother from school today!

Me: I had work mom, I even text him that.

Mom: Why are you talking funny? You got hit in the face or what?

Me: Ugh, no mom -__-. I got my tongue pierced

Mom: WHAT? NO WAY. I HATE YOU!

Me: Why…… -panicking-

Mom: Because I used to have one and now I’m gonna miss it punkass. That’s all I’m gonna stare at.

Me: Omg, bye -___-